TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT: PREPARE TO DIE EDITION

[10billionghosts]

SUP FUCKS. I'm drunk. Welcome to the entirely unannounced TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT: PREPARE TO DIE (in the woods) EDITION. BROTHER IS NOT HERE TO SAVE YOU, but maybe Pocket is idk I kinda wanna play Dimi instead we'll see how this goes lmao.

WHAT IS TFLN?

Texts from Last Night (TFLN) is a chat meme format (we would know it as a shitpost format, I think) wherein players post top level comments as characters, sharing 1 - 5 "texts from last night" that they sent while the character was absolutely shitassed, whether from drink, drugs, studying for their exams, or getting their ass beat in the waffle house parking lot.

Other characters then reply to one of those shitassed drunk texts as though they had been the recipient. Conversation ensues. Be gay, do crimes. Typos, misfires, and ill-advised love confessions are aggressively encouraged in the TFLN format.

TFLN can produce a lot of really amazingly ridiculous conversations, but it is inherently, at its core, kinda horny, imo. If you want to be horny, be horny. Embrace cringe. I personally dare you to experience euphoria.

HOW DO I PARTICIPATE?

STEP ONE: consider getting absolutely fucked up on your fucker upper of choice before you start, because it's all funnier that way. don't feel obligated to though. be the best person u can be i love u and wish u the absolute best. u are an audaciously talented and good person.

STEP TWO: decide who you want to post headers for and what their starters will be. we are all like, frankly? DISGUSTINGLY talented people, so I'm sure we can all make up fun and hysterical drunk texts all on our own, but the traditional way to play is to go to texts from last night and steal those texts and post a few you like as though your character smithed them, themself. I'm gonna try to get some examples together rq so you can see what they typically look like.

STEP THREE: post a header. for ease of use put your character name in the subject line (for example: DIMI EVERCREECH, OTA). if you're feeling self-conscious (you shouldn't bc we're all at the "openly farts in front of everyone" stage i think) you can list a specific subject line like "LIAM BLUMENTHAL | OPEN TO CANON MATES ONLY" and then we will all follow the social contract and only hit you with other FWA characters because we're all good ppl here.

in the body of your post, list 1 - 5 "texts from last night" that your character sent while discombobulated, feeling their feelings, drunk, high, or dissociated. It helps to label them [1] through [x] where [x] is however many. Consider these texts starters.

STEP FOUR: get fuckin involved, babe. reply to other ppls' comments with a sober or drunk response to one of their text options. be sure to list which drunk text you are replying to in the subject of your reply.

STEP FIVE: tie hector's corpse to your chariot and drunk chat with old friends or cross-canon to power up your struggling brain. promise the brain chemicals you'll get from a good thread are fuckin transcendent, y'all

STEP SIX: have fun. I'll come to your house and ruin your day if u don't.

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

What if the texting naturally transitions to a prose thread?
I'm so glad you asked and that I didn't put these words in your mouth for them. That's actually the most exciting thing about last night: having bad fucking ideas while drunk texting, and letting them transition into "meatspace" experiences for your characters. TRANSITION TO PROSE IF YOU WANT IN THIS POST. OR WRITE BRACKET RP. OR TAKE IT TO A SCREENED POST THAT I CAN'T SEE. I PROMISE I WILL STILL PERCEIVE THE POSITIVE WRITING ENERGY IN MY MIND'S EYE. POST THE FINISHED LOG TO THIS COMM FOR ME TO READ I FUCKING DARE U.

Can I play...
yes? play them. gooseverse, personaverse, otherverse, new OC we've never met, canon character from an obscure gacha game, IDFK I am so fucking excited to write with you assholes.

I don't know how to...
man I don't either and I really gotta pee but I'm not gonna until I get this posted. if it feels good do it.

But what if...
no worries baby if anyone's naughty I'll erase all their canon events from the timeline.

uh...
bro I really REALLY gotta pee please brb bio

can we have an ooc section?
lmao no make an ooc post if you want I am ungovernable.

Comments

zesta but at the same time as zereka

[beautyfull]

everything on earth at yr lil fingertips.

oh lmao should've led with that i'll call off the fbi

zesta but at the same time as zereka

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

wait fbi like federal body inspectors bc they might actually be useful

zesta but at the same time as zereka

[beautyfull]

idk from the sounds of it you have enough of those happening rn

zesta but at the same time as zereka

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

i'm a lowly amateur i might miss smth

zesta but at the same time as zereka

[beautyfull]

like what

zesta but at the same time as zereka

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

what if it's a fake or filled with botox or idk uncut. i wouldn't know what to do with that kinda info i can't be trusted w those responsibilities.

zesta but at the same time as zereka

[beautyfull]

i'd tell u exactly what percent of plastic or w/e u were about to experience if i was there and rly it's too bad i cant thru pics.

zesta but at the same time as zereka

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

shld i share my location w u again

zesta but at the same time as zereka

[beautyfull]

i mean i'm at work atm i might miss the moment.
[...] but you like. could.

zesta but at the same time as zereka

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

look there's a 50-40 chance i'll be peeping weird dicks all nite

zesta but at the same time as zereka

[beautyfull]

wait where did the 10% go was it also blacked out

zesta but at the same time as zereka

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

into the rifts~~~~~~~~

zesta but at the same time as zereka

[beautyfull]

omg this is so far.
[...]
u know i think this is probably karma for me also disappearing a bunch in my Youth but i want u to know i was way better and cuter at being a missing person than u are rn.

zesta but at the same time as zereka

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

be my rabbi what shld i do to look cute on my milk carton

zesta but at the same time as zereka

[beautyfull]

So lite puppy eyes but not Desperate to be found there has to be like, there's gotta be like, the scrappy element of self sufficiency yknow??

zesta but at the same time as zereka

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

idt i'm getting it i might need a visual

zesta but at the same time as zereka

[beautyfull]

google my name and missing person 2014

zesta but at the same time as zereka

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

was this the best pic they cld find of u

zesta but at the same time as zereka

[beautyfull]

i think it was the one they knew i'd come back from the dead to delete

which is another great strategy ps. i bet i could find some of u on my camera you'd come back for.

zesta but at the same time as zereka

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

nooooo i want to do the body inspecting i can't have ppl inspecting MY body

zesta but at the same time as zereka

[beautyfull]

then u better get found real quick idk what to tell u

zesta but at the same time as zereka

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

i'm existing out here tryna sexually harass ?famous ppl what elses a guy gotta do to get found in this town

zesta but at the same time as zereka

[beautyfull]

wait for me to get there and i'll show u

(but read this in a foreboding tone)

zesta but at the same time as zereka

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

so foreboding i'm aquakin' in my thigh highs

also i'm wearing thigh highs

zesta but at the same time as zereka

[beautyfull]

god now i'll have to change in an airport or something so we're not all matchy