campers | TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT: PREPARE TO DIE EDITION

SUP FUCKS. I'm drunk. Welcome to the entirely unannounced TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT: PREPARE TO DIE (in the woods) EDITION. BROTHER IS NOT HERE TO SAVE YOU, but maybe Pocket is idk I kinda wanna play Dimi instead we'll see how this goes lmao.

WHAT IS TFLN?

Texts from Last Night (TFLN) is a chat meme format (we would know it as a shitpost format, I think) wherein players post top level comments as characters, sharing 1 - 5 "texts from last night" that they sent while the character was absolutely shitassed, whether from drink, drugs, studying for their exams, or getting their ass beat in the waffle house parking lot.

Other characters then reply to one of those shitassed drunk texts as though they had been the recipient. Conversation ensues. Be gay, do crimes. Typos, misfires, and ill-advised love confessions are aggressively encouraged in the TFLN format.

TFLN can produce a lot of really amazingly ridiculous conversations, but it is inherently, at its core, kinda horny, imo. If you want to be horny, be horny. Embrace cringe. I personally dare you to experience euphoria.

HOW DO I PARTICIPATE?

STEP ONE: consider getting absolutely fucked up on your fucker upper of choice before you start, because it's all funnier that way. don't feel obligated to though. be the best person u can be i love u and wish u the absolute best. u are an audaciously talented and good person.

STEP TWO: decide who you want to post headers for and what their starters will be. we are all like, frankly? DISGUSTINGLY talented people, so I'm sure we can all make up fun and hysterical drunk texts all on our own, but the traditional way to play is to go to texts from last night and steal those texts and post a few you like as though your character smithed them, themself. I'm gonna try to get some examples together rq so you can see what they typically look like.

STEP THREE: post a header. for ease of use put your character name in the subject line (for example: DIMI EVERCREECH, OTA). if you're feeling self-conscious (you shouldn't bc we're all at the "openly farts in front of everyone" stage i think) you can list a specific subject line like "LIAM BLUMENTHAL | OPEN TO CANON MATES ONLY" and then we will all follow the social contract and only hit you with other FWA characters because we're all good ppl here.

in the body of your post, list 1 - 5 "texts from last night" that your character sent while discombobulated, feeling their feelings, drunk, high, or dissociated. It helps to label them [1] through [x] where [x] is however many. Consider these texts starters.

STEP FOUR: get fuckin involved, babe. reply to other ppls' comments with a sober or drunk response to one of their text options. be sure to list which drunk text you are replying to in the subject of your reply.

STEP FIVE: ~~tie hector's corpse to your chariot and~~ drunk chat with old friends or cross-canon to power up your struggling brain. promise the brain chemicals you'll get from a good thread are fuckin transcendent, y'all

STEP SIX: have fun. I'll come to your house and ruin your day if u don't.

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

What if the texting naturally transitions to a prose thread?
I'm so glad you asked and that I didn't put these words in your mouth for them. That's actually the most exciting thing about last night: having bad fucking ideas while drunk texting, and letting them transition into "meatspace" experiences for your characters. TRANSITION TO PROSE IF YOU WANT IN THIS POST. OR WRITE BRACKET RP. OR TAKE IT TO A SCREENED POST THAT I CAN'T SEE. I PROMISE I WILL STILL PERCEIVE THE POSITIVE WRITING ENERGY IN MY MIND'S EYE. POST THE FINISHED LOG TO THIS COMM FOR ME TO READ I FUCKING DARE U.

Can I play...
yes? play them. gooseverse, personaverse, otherverse, new OC we've never met, canon character from an obscure gacha game, IDFK I am so fucking excited to write with you assholes.

I don't know how to...
man I don't either and I really gotta pee but I'm not gonna until I get this posted. if it feels good do it.

But what if...
no worries baby if anyone's naughty I'll erase all their canon events from the timeline.

uh...
bro I really REALLY gotta pee please brb bio

can we have an ooc section?
lmao no make an ooc post if you want I am ungovernable.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

[1] hole plz

[2] uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[3] what do you think rick james's birth name is

[4] get the bucket

a

very

deep

(bass drop)

hole

can u see the bottom

do u want me to reach in

will it impress u

i wil lreach in and seeee if it does

1) no
2) yes
3) yes
4) thank u

it's squishy
b4 i go further

how impressed r u, bc i've got a lot of chutzpah but it runs out quick if a pretty girl ain't smiling at me tbh

like. so intrigued which isn't that better than impressed right away. gives u somethin to work for

sounds like we're smirk tier ok i can work with that

wait idt it's squishy i think it's full fo ghosts wtf

Edited (attempting to salvage some headers and also lmao i have NO fucking clue what jupiter is talkign about but we're rolling w it) 2024-04-06 20:16 (UTC)

Ooh and now there's a lil sparkle in my eye.

Why would a hole be full of ghosts
what are they doin down there

Edited (i can tag back 18 years later w nonsense if i want and Sorry) 2024-04-09 22:57 (UTC)

king theodore buttons of the third house

I was gonna say he FEELS like a teddy but I wasn't sure

should I sign the 1800flowers order I'm puttinf in to teddy or rick

!!!!

signed to dearest teddy b e a r and then our lives will be FOREVER C H A N G E D when he takes notice of our deep personal knowledge of his inner self