they met on the run from bullies, cowering under a table. their hands touched, they made brief (but thrilling) eye contact, and then chad's best friends dragged them both out from under the table and gave them swirlies.
their child is a hopeless dorky dipshit who can't do math. he's afraid of everything, and every time someone tries to show him that it's okay, this moth isn't going to eat him!!!! he just gets more afraid. but he's sweet and likes musical theater so it could be worse.
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their child is a hopeless dorky dipshit who can't do math. he's afraid of everything, and every time someone tries to show him that it's okay, this moth isn't going to eat him!!!! he just gets more afraid. but he's sweet and likes musical theater so it could be worse.
Re: alex