You gotta do me a favor and in about twelve hours ask sober me to consider whether picking being Wendy to the permatwink was the superior choice to sleeping with Ms./Mrs/Possibly Mr. (listen it was real expensive whiskey) Live, Laugh, Lávate Las Manos.
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Lysol wipes. A half-empty spray bottle of bleach water. At LEAST 4 pairs of those yellow rubber gloves. Several years of walmart xmas gift collection bath soaps, mint in package. A can of aquanet that MIGHT be older than the last time I woke up. Half a rubber duck.
everyone else just stop reading this thread thanks and my apologies to alison
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Lysol wipes. A half-empty spray bottle of bleach water. At LEAST 4 pairs of those yellow rubber gloves. Several years of walmart xmas gift collection bath soaps, mint in package. A can of aquanet that MIGHT be older than the last time I woke up. Half a rubber duck.